Wednesday, January 8, 2014

My Pet Peeves


My Pet Peeves

Not in particular order:

1) When people step on the back of my shoes – I just think it is so annoying when people step on the back of my shoes. I don’t care if it is on accident, why are you that close to me anyways? It is just such an inconvenience for me because then I have to stop, turn around, and say something to you. So please don’t make my life that much more difficult just by stepping on the back of my shoes. Thank you.

2) When people touch my face – Why are you touching my face? What if I went up to you and got foreign oils on your face. It’s annoying and its gross, and I don’t care if you’re kidding, get your grimy hands off of my face. I flinch very easy and it’s annoying when I have to keep flinching just because you’re being annoying and touching my face.

3) When people copy me – I hate when people copy me. Everyone always says I should take it as a compliment but I don’t because I just think it is annoying like be your own person. Especially if I am purposely doing something different from others. Go away.

4) Loud chewing – It is so gross when people chew loud or chew with their mouths opened. I hate the noise and I hate the fact that you don’t even realize it. Like please, close your mouth when you chew and stop making so much noise because I will probably stare at you until you stop.

5) When people talk over me – Why are you talking at the same time as me? Can’t you wait and say something after because you’re just being plain rude. I find it so rude and annoying if I’m talking or telling a story and someone interrupts me and starts saying something else. Did you not realize I was talking and that you’re being rude? If you talk over me I won’t stop, I’ll probably talk more so you should stop.

6) When people repeatedly make annoying noises – I hate when people repeatedly tap their pens on the table or kick their foot up against something over and over. You’re annoying everyone else around you by making unnecessary noises. You’re distracting me and making me pay attention to your annoying noises when I don’t want to.

7) People who always need attention – Why do you need everyone’s attention at all times like why do you even care. I hate when people purposely go out of their way just to make people notice them. It’s kind of creepy and the people you’re trying to impress probably don’t care because you’re actually just being annoying.

8) When people ignore me – Why are you ignoring me like I’m talking and I know you all hear me. I’m asking you a question and none of you are talking so what is your reason for ignoring me. It isn’t an inconvenience for you if you just answer the question. If you don’t know the answer just tell me DON’T IGNORE ME. I hate even talking about it, it makes me so mad and I just want to scream.

9) When people are close to me – Why are you walking so close to me and breathing down my neck? There is so much room and you choose to walk connected to me. It just doesn’t make sense, how doesn’t it bother you being that close to someone. Well it bothers me so if you could please back up that’d be good because I can hear and feel you breathing and it’s gross.

10) When people talk to me like I’m stupid – I hate when people try to make me look stupid or talk to me like I’m 5 years old. Especially if you’re my age like you can’t be THAT much smarter than me. You’re not as smart as you think you are and I’m not as dumb as you think I am either so talk to me like I’m my age and not like I’m so much dumber than you. Especially if you’re wrong and I’m right, why are you still talking?

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